Give somebody/get a thick ear
Definition 1 of 1
Pro Tip 1/3British Colloquial
It's an informal British expression, not usually used in formal situations or written English. 
He's so annoying, he's asking for a thick ear.
Pro Tip 2/3Metaphorical Use
The phrase can be used metaphorically, meaning no actual hitting will occur. 
Keep up that racket, and you'll get a thick ear!
Pro Tip 3/3Confrontational Tone
Using this phrase implies you are upset or annoyed with someone's behavior. 
I told him another joke like that, and I'll give him a thick ear.