Joe Buck

I know what baldness can do to a man. When you see guys with a toupee that should come with a chinstrap, or somebody whose been through hair replacement surgery and tapped out early because it's too painful, you realize guys will do anything to maintain their sense of virility. They don't want to give up looking young.

American Celebrity

George Clooney

You don't want to try to look younger, because you'll look wrong. You dye your hair, you look wrong. You wear a bad toupee, you look wrong. You wear makeup to hide things, you get your eyes done, you look wrong.

American Actor

Derek Jacobi

My first course came and I put down my book, and I just happened to put up my hand to scratch my head and discovered that my toupee had been blown by the wind and was folded over backwards on the top of my head!

British Actor

Burt Reynolds

Most guys with toupees overcompensate. They want too much hair. They end up piling it high, looking like a weird flower.

Moby

Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong.

American Musician

Jackie Coogan

Unless I was to play an accepted character from a novel, I won't put on a toupee.

Hector Elizondo

Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee.

Pauline Kael

This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.

American Critic

Jason Alexander

Gloria Steinem

American Activist

Toupees are usually mentioned in the context of baldness and hair loss solutions.

Context Matters

While wigs can be for anyone, toupees are specifically for men covering bald spots.

Male Usage

Toupees might sometimes be the subject of jokes or embarrassment if they are noticeable.

Social Perception

 getting the sort of look that he's got is his barber knows him well now and makes sure that all is well and fine no toupee would not suit him at all and he once thought about going he told me once that he was thinking about going for you know a mohawk and then he decided it didn't quite suit his eyes because he