T. J. Miller

Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

American Actor

Lewis Carroll

The time has come,' the walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings.

English Author

Use 'walrus' to describe the animal, not as a metaphor for large size in a negative way.

Animal Descriptor

Avoid using 'walrus' to describe people; it can be seen as rude and insensitive.

Non-Insulting

Mention 'walrus' when discussing arctic wildlife or polar ecosystems, not tropical ones.

Geographical Habitat

 over after all the amazing experiences that we had with close encounters with polar bears and walruses and going into the polar icecap and everything else that we did when everybody's cameras were put away cards are full what do we find a rare sighting of killer whales in

Killer Whales vs. Minke...

 the sounds you would hear would at first amaze and then delight you. And while your eyes are seeing nothing for kilometers but ice, your ears are telling you that out there are bowhead and beluga whales, walrus and bearded seals. The ice, too, makes sounds.

How human noise affects...

 will be no easy meals on this island walruses are the largest seals in the world they weigh over a ton and are armed with tusks a metre long exhausted from his shrim the bear must regain his strength

The Planet Earth...

 be no easy meals on this island walruses are the largest seals in the world they weigh over a ton and are armed with tusks a metre long exhausted from his shrim the bear must regain his strength

BBC Earth 50 Top Natural...

 an hour there will be no easy meals on this island walruses are the largest seals in the world they weigh over a ton and are armed with tusks a metre long

Top 5 David Attenborough...

 wrestlers is protected by a hefty layer of blubber an inch thick skin even so the Tusk strikes make the point running out of steam some walruses head

Animal Winter Games:...

 maintenance is a real burden there will be no easy meals on this island walruses are the largest seals in the world they weigh over a ton and are

ONE HOUR of Amazing...

 there will be no easy meals on this island walruses are the largest seals in the world they weigh over a ton and are

Best Polar Bear Moments...

 Would you believe that walruses, rattlesnakes, and parakeets all once lived in the same house?

The game-changing...

 There will be no easy meals on this island. Walruses are the largest seals in the world.